Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Cum again?!
A Liberal backbencher had multiple orgasms on the floor of Federal Parliament tonight.
Victorian MP Jason Wood was supposed to be talking about genetically modified organisms when he ran into trouble.
And just in case anyone missed him talking about “genetically modified orgasms” the first time, he repeated it.
“I support the member for McMillan’s call for the government to conduct an independent broad-ranging scientific investigation into the genetic modification of food and biotechnology to assess not only the health of the crops and the food, but also the potential for contamination, the commercial implications for Australian primary industry, and the benefits and risks associated with genetically modified orgasms, orgasms,” Mr Wood said.
What a silly tosser is young Jason (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.) *Wood* , the (Boom! Boom!) *member* for La Trobe!
Surely what Mrs Malaprop's lovechild really meant to say was "genitally modified orgasms.
(Thanks to Frankie Howerd, Benny Hill and Kenneth Williams for their invaluable, generous and posthumous assistance in the composition this post.)
Labels: I love the smell of burning politicians in the morning., Tossers.
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